English Lesson 2

Conditionals, Medium Difficulty

Beyonce – If I Were a Boy

Place the following lyrics from the song on the conditionals classification sheet (click here for the workbook):

  • If I were a boy, I would turn off my phone.
  • If you thought I would wait for you, you thought wrong.

Barenaked Ladies – If I Had a Million Dollars

Place the following lyrics from the song on the conditionals sheet:

  • If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a house.

Click here for the answer.

English Lesson 1 Answer

Click here for the lesson.

Easy Answer

“The United States of America”

“The” is an article. In this case it means that there is only one country called “United States of America.”

“United” is an adjective describing “States” meaning that the states are together.

“States” is a noun. A state could be a thing, or a place, or an idea. It is only capitalized when used as part of the name of a specific place.

“Of” is a proposition. The prepositional phrase “of America” means the states are in America.

“America” is a noun. It is a place. It is always capitalized because it is the name of a specific place. “America” includes both continents, North and South America, but people from the USA are “Americans.” America!

Medium Answer

“I’ve been to Hollywood”
and
“I’ve been to Redwood”
are both present perfect. See this lesson.
Step #1: identify the verb.
“I’ve” = “I have,” therefore
In “I have been to…”
“have been” is the verb.
Step #2: match it to present perfect in your workbook, write the sentence, and underline “have been.”
Step 3: continue to enjoy the music!

“I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold.”
Step #1: identify the verb.
“Crossed” is the verb. The sentence is in the simple past verb tense.
Step #2: write the sentence and underline the verb.
Step #3: continue to learn by example!

More

Translate the song with Google Translate. Do it! Then listen to the song a few times until you can feel the meaning. Learn 30 words all at one time! Don’t worry too much about the exact meaning.  Music uses poetic license!

Apoyo de las Victimas del Terremoto

Llegué aqui en Ecuador martes, 19 de abril, de la mañana. El miercoles de la mañana, encontré Luis y nos comenzamos a planear para apoyar las victimas del terremoto. Con Luis, su primo, Henry, esposa de Henry, y un otro amigo de Luis, nosotros cinco trajimos mucha comida, y artículos de aseo (el camión estaba lleno) a Perdenales. Luis y su familia tenían mucho voluntad a ayudar los otros Ecuatorianos. Condujimos en la madrugada desde 2AM el jueves, y llegamos en Perdenales a las 8AM. Nos entregado!

Yo, Henry, y Luis
Henry tiene el camión. Él entregó.
Trajimos las cosas en bolsas pequeñas.

English Lesson 1

Easy

Identify the part of speech of each of the following five words:

The United States of America

Medium

Neil Young – Heart of Gold (one of my favorite songs)

 What is the verb tense of each of these 3 lines of the song? Write each sentence under a heading in the workbook.

  • I’ve been to Hollywood.
  • I’ve been to Redwood.
  • I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold.

More

Translate the song using these instructions, then listen to the song until you can understand the meaning without translating.

Click here for the answers.

Ventures Update April 2016

695 Riverview Drive

This is the first quarter that I can say things are going as we expect at 695 Riverview Drive. All 9 units are occupied. All 9 tenants are current on their rent. The manager, Panzera Realty, produces a reliable, accurate report each month. The bottom line shows it as well. With reliable tenants and much of the deferred maintenance from the previous owner completed, we are saving for future improvements, or possibly cash for another purchase.

The following pictures are from the stairway maintenance project I completed in December.

The old steps were uneven. The wood was beginning to rot and the nails were coming out.
The old steps were uneven. The wood was beginning to rot and the nails were coming out.
Removed the old steps and patched the side of the building with stucco mortar.
Removed the old steps and patched the side of the building with stucco mortar.
Reassembled with new wood.
Reassembled with new wood.
Finished the railing.
Finished the railing.

Simple Kneads Gluten-Free Bread

Simple Kneads is really taking off. They are gradually adding retail and food service distribution and as of 31 March, they are selling bread directly from the website. The bread is selling fast and the vendors and customers are happy.

Simple Kneads Website

Simple Kneads Facebook Page

Kineomen

Nothing significant to report!

The Stock Market

I am still “all-cash,” and have been since December 2013. Per my previous post, I continue to watch 4 specific indicators. The first 2 indicators, Total Market Cap / GNP “Buffett Indicator,” and economist John Hussman, are hard-negative and I am therefore not looking into the market. I’ll wait for a better opportunity.

Click here for a recent commentary by John Hussman. He is very technical, and currently pessimistic, but he is consistent in his analysis and he makes sense. From week to week, he uses the same indicators week to week rather than chasing news headlines, and he uses only indicators that have a strong correlation to future results in the S&P 500 specifically. He has incorrectly predicted market crashes in the past, but he discusses these failures in his commentary. He doesn’t claim that there will be a crash. His claim is that because of overvaluation, the potential long-term upside is too weak to justify the exaggerated short-term risk of such extreme valuations.

Vino de Coco

I plan to visit the company in the Philippines in December–all business of course!

Click the picture for the website.
Click the picture for the website.

English Music!

Search any song on YouTube and write “lyrics” in the search. It’s a great way to learn.

Download and print the workbook:

Great, catchy English songs:

Neil Young – Heart of Gold (one of my favorite songs)

What is the verb tense of each of each of these lines of the song? Write the sentences in the workbook under the correct verb tense example.

  • I’ve been to Hollywood.
  • I’ve been to Redwood.
  • I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold.

Conditional Songs

Beyonce – If I Were a Boy

Write the following sentences in the workbook under the correct conditional example:

  • If I were a boy, I would turn off my phone.
  • If you thought I would wait for you, you thought wrong.

Cyndi Lauper – Time after Time

Write the following sentences in the workbook under the correct conditional example:

  • If you’re lost you can look and you will find me, time after time.

Joan Osborne – What if God Was One of Us?

In the lyrics…

What if God was one of us?

…does she ever answer the question?

Barenaked Ladies – If I Had a Million Dollars

Write the following sentences in the workbook under the correct conditional example:

  • If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a house.

Other great English songs:

The Cure – Friday I’m in Love

Ed Sheeran – Thinking Out Loud (translate for your girlfriend)

English Lessons: Most Difficult for Portuguese Speakers

Pronouncing the “-ed” ending.

This lesson is derived from www.grammar.cl

Prepositions: “in” “on” “at”

Quick lesson on these important prepositions: “in” “on” “at”

To use “the” or not to use “the”? The definite article in English

Lesson about using the definite article (“the”) from www.edufind.com

Nation / the adjective / a person: The United States / American / An American

I recommend this lesson from www.edufind.com

Choosing between present perfect and past simple verb tense.

I recommend this lesson from www.perfect-english-grammar.com

Brazil Part One

Part one of my Brazil trip is coming to an end. I have been here since 2 February. I will go to Belo Horizonte this weekend to experience Brazil outside of Rio de Janeiro. I’ve heard great things about the city and nearby Ouro Preto.

I came here to learn Portuguese. My Portuguese has progressed, and I can communicate, but I need more practice to improve. I can read Portuguese fairly effectively, which I learned by reading the newspaper and magazines using a dictionary. I can write and speak with many errors. Still the most difficult thing is to converse at full speed. I need practice. I watch movies and the news and this helps, but consistently having full Portuguese conversations has proven difficult because all my friends speak English and they want to practice! What I have become very good at is speaking English as various levels of speed and vocabulary! I have to say, I certainly appreciate the patience of my only-Portuguese friends!

The father of my host family has probably taught me more Portuguese than any other single person.

I came to Brazil to teach English. I finished the TEFL course the 13th of March with Graeme Harris, an Englishman who lives here with his Brazilian wife. He took the course after his oil job disappeared with the low oil price. He is starting a language school of sorts and I’m helping him with that as well. He is building clients by talking to companies and by word-of-mouth. English is in high-demand and his work is increasing quickly.

For my own part, I have given some formal classes, and I have one regular student. I also have a list of people who are interested in classes and I have various lessons prepared now that I can give with very little preparation. One main difficulty was to find a suitable classroom in which to teach. Coffee shops are only viable for one-on-one classes. With the help of my host family, I now have a few classroom options for hosting classes. I plan to conduct a weekly class for the 3 months when I return. I have prepared a lesson book that is particularly relevant to the difficulties that native Portuguese speakers experience with English. The lesson book is designed to help the user self-study effectively. While I have had some difficulty with learning Portuguese by self-study–and formal Portuguese classes would certainly help me–I have been successful by doing language exchanges and I still believe that language can be largely self-studied. This is especially true for English, with the large amount of material available to include movies and music. I now post short English lessons to my site that students can study with the notebook.

The last section of the notebook is a tool that is exactly the same as the tool that I made for myself to learn Portuguese verb tenses by example. It is simply a list of the verb tenses with blank space to write examples as you hear them, or as you attempt to produce them yourself. Watch a movie, write down your favorite lines under the appropriate verb tense. Listen to music on YouTube with lyrics, same drill. It is the most natural, simplest, cheapest, most interesting way to gain practical usage of language and systematically correct mistakes, hands-down! It facilitates listing questions to ask friends later (during language exchanges for example) and meaningfully improve from fun foreign language activities, like watching movies and listening to music. It sounds childish, but that’s exactly why children are widely considered to be better at learning language. Learning language is child’s play!

After being here in Rio for a few weeks, and attending some shows, I became inspired to take some piano lessons. I have tinkered on the piano since I was 20 years old and haven’t taken a formal lesson since I was 10, so this is a long time coming! The road to taking piano lessons was interesting. It involved finding an instructor by asking around at shows, making my first all-Portuguese phone call, buying a keyboard on Brazilian craigslist, and convincing the teacher that I could understand Portuguese piano lessons (não problema). It has been worth the effort. Self-study can only take you so far!

Music is everywhere here in Rio–and good music!

That’s it: learning language, teaching language, and learning music. That’s what I do here now and I am prepared to do more of the same when I return for the months of June, July, and August.

Like the huge flags in Mexico, Brazil has a flare for the awesome with big cool statues in the various squares around the city.

Produce. Persist. Own. Succeed. Fail. Care. Do. Learn. Win.